cute things to get for ur gf/bf
- a domino’s oreo pizza
- the deed to the togami conglomerate
- hot choclety milk
- a pillow stuffed with pure sodium
- eren jaeger
- 23 gallons of oxiclean
-Son killed his father then sliced his face off, and dressed as his dad to go see his grandfather. The grandfather talked with him for a while before he finally realized something was up and called the cops to go over to the father and son’s home.
this is awesome.
How the fuck would it take someone “a while” to realize a person is wearing the skin of another?
he was born with the punk
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CARD I FOUND AT SAFEWAY
This isn’t zombie makeup … it’s the other way around. He has a full body tattoo & they covered it w/ makeup.
#this guy is from montreal #i see him walking around all the time #hes such an inspiration #he had cancer so he said fuck it and got all these tattoos #and then he kinda kicked cancers butt #but he was stuck with all of them #and now hes doing so much like that lady gaga video #or this make up commercial #and hes with an agency now and its great #hes great (spookyfrankiee)
Time to have fun with someone who texted the wrong number.
edited to make it better veiwable on tumblr
This hurt my heart
;A; the last image especially.damn. It makes you not complain.
funny how i scroll by this right after I stopped looking through my grandpa’s war chest
My chest hurts now. Ow.
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