accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life
whoever ended up buying this is a very lucky person
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING
Supernatural. Where God is an alcoholic, Lucifer, Cain and the King of Hell are not so bad once you get to know them, and the scribe of God is a little shit.
I read this and I made the exact face of the gif without looking at it
DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN
NO ONE CAN SAVE US
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
I just accidentally broke into a supermarket
the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh
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